Dear Santa Baby,
Please take a minute to read this letter from your lil’ giver of cheer … me. I want to tell you that you are going to have to follow along closely because I need to confess a couple things and also let you know some of my wishes too. I just hope you will find it in your heart to put this naughty girl on your nice list.
First of all I will admit what makes me naughty: I really enjoy sex (which is not bad) and sometimes I can sit and think of it and not get my housework done. I also write a blog which even says it out loud to the general public. I get a certain thrill out of being the girl-next-door turned naughty girl, probably a bigger thrill than I should!! I also have been naughty also by often not answering the phone when my mother calls. As a mom, Santa, I could do better too. Sometimes I have sent the kids to school on a day that they probably needed a shower that morning. As for the man in my life, I might have been guilty of asking him to do things I could do one too many times, to get Diet Dr. Peppers for me and also for spending hours on-line talking suggestively to other men. (psst… if you are one of those guys I won’t tell) I know it is wrong to pretend to be nice when underneath feeling naughty like I do and for that I hope you will be understanding.
As for the nice things I did this year, Santa, here are just a few of the things I might have done right… I have been attentive to my kids in a way that makes them feel loved. They know that their parents try their hardest to make them into responsible and kind adults. Not to say I have not screwed up but I have instilled in them love for others. I also have been a good wife to the hubs by letting him have sex anytime he wants it. (isn’t that nice of me?) I have for the most part been supportive of his endeavors and I think he feels loved too. My dogs, Indy and Scout, were adopted too this year at the animal shelter which I believe should earn me points for niceness.
I will let you decide what you think but I am thinking that I can be a nice girl who sometimes can be naughty. As with any Santa letter, I need to list a few things I am wishing for:
- This little outfit from Victoria’s Secret
- Kindle
reader from Amazon.com
- Hot new boots
- Tiffany Bracelet
For all of us I wish health, well-being, and joy. For Santa, even if I get all those things on my list, I know that without the things above there is not a lot to appreciate. Another thing Santa if you need a special incentive for coming down the chimney, just give me a twitter!!!
All my Love,
Me
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