Wanna Get Your Heart On?

As the day of love (or lust) approaches I began to fantasize think about what that day might look like for yours truly.  Would it be a day of chocolate covered strawberries and a dinner at a swanky restaurant? Perhaps a day in  treated to a massage at a day spa?  As I thought about it I had an out of body experience that was much like a sitcom in which the person daydreaming sees the way it might be like as a dream sequence.

The day I would have planned would start with a morning awakened by my man whispering softly into my ear.  Speaking softly and quietly I would be aroused (so to speak) and would respond accordingly.  With my motor running I would be very happy to reciprocate and give my man a gift(much appreciated by him)  first thing that morning.  Basking in the afterglow of a wonderful morning session we would have coffee and then have a hot and steamy shower in which I would get hot all over again just thinking about the sex we just had.  I would have a day to myself to get ready for a night that Cupid would approve.   My hair would get cut and highlighted.  My toenails would get painted with a coat of fire engine red.  I would be ready for a night of passionate and wild sex.  The kind of night that I would be seeing those toenails above my ahead and around the neck of my man. Getting the visual here?

Dinner would be at a place that was quiet and secluded with seating towards the back of the restaurant.  We would enjoy the company of each other all of the while thinking of the after dinner dessert…  I would be wearing a dress something like this one shown to the left.  The shoes would be much like the ones shown here as well.  You have the picture of this outfit in your head and imagine the fun that would be had by this hot mama in an outfit like that.  Details are few on the dinner as my mind fast forwards to the end of the meal.   Taking the last bite of our meal I become more and more anxious to get to the hotel suite booked across the street.   While my man pays the bill, I freshen myself up in the restroom.

Hot shoes

Hot Red Dress

Leaving the restaurant I become more aroused and less able to keep my hands to myself.  Pawing at my man I whisper to him, “You are ready to get the gift that keeps giving all night.”

The walk not being very long at all puts us in a hotel suite that is luxurious.  The large bed with the clean linens and the crisp pillowcases call us… Before the door is shut the dress slips off and it falls to the floor.   What hides under the dress is  a woman dressed in a red matching bra and thong with all of her curves showing.  My breathing becomes faster and my man grabs my hand and leads me to the bed.  There is not tender and sweet words that are shared on this night.  This night is meant for passion, hot and sweaty sex that leaves us spent, yet wanting more.   A night which ends only when we both become unable to keep our eyes open.  Sleep comes easily to us and we drift off our bodies intertwined together.

Opening my eyes  I  wonder, was this just a dream or will it really happen? Only my Valentine knows.   Anticipating a day that is lacking in  cheesy stuffed animals and over-priced flowers and hoping for the passionate encounter that I have been dreaming about. I don’t need all of the material things that might go along with the day.( will not turn them down)   Here’s the dish, more lovin’ is this Valentine’s wish!

Just wondering what your perfect Valentine’s day looks like and if you are wanting to get your “heart on?”  Please let me know what a day like this would look like for you in my comment section.  There is always the chance to remain anonymous.   Happy Valentine’s Day to all.

Can We Say Duh?

There are some great sex studies out there that actually help regular folks like you and I improve our sex lives. (okay we are not regular, but you get the point)  There are also studies about sex that just make you say :  Can we say obvious?  Here is a little recap of some of those ridiculously obvious studies with my own views.   You can thank me later for pointing out these studies to you… For my readers who have not come into their own sexuality please take some helpful hints from the studies.   I promise not to tell anyone.

• Attractive people get more sex.  I know this is hard to believe but it is true.  I want the study that takes drunk guys or girls however and sees how many times the beer goggles are in play. Beer goggles are :
  

  phenomenon in which one’s consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, “there are no ugly women at closing time”

  Really, you know there is some researcher out there who wants to do this research.

• Porn as a sex educator.  There is an Austrian study that found that over half of the male youth rely on porn as a tool for sex information.  The sad part is how many times is I think many of us know that the quality of the pornography is questionable.  Can you say pornography and quality in the same sentence?  I again put out there that we as parents and as a society need to be more open with sexuality and stop getting our proverbial “panties in a bunch.”
• It’s all in your head.  Yes the largest sex organ would be your big … BRAIN!  This study showed that men who were concerned about erections had a negative correlation with arousal.  I wonder why? Let’s see it makes sense that if someone has anxiety about something that it will affect one’s life in negative ways.  The same study also showed :  For women, lack of erotic thoughts and failure to control intrusive thoughts were found to impact their sexual response.  That seems just hard to believe that the intrusive thoughts about the grocery list during foreplay might contribute to a less than satisfying sexual experience.

I just picked a few off the list of those studies of 2008 but my goal was to just put out there that while this information may be widely known by most, our whole society does a poor job on educating people on a typical and normal part of life.  My question is where do I get signed up for being a participant in these studies?  I want to do my part to help you know…

Comments are not expected but appreciated always.  The cobwebs that formed in my brain over the holidays seem to be clearing and I promise for 2009 to give my readers a few laughs ,  a smile,  and perhaps even a thought provoking point.

“The List”

Going out on a limb here and exposing the fact that you and I have “a list.”  You are now saying to me what kind of list?  A list of things I need to do? A shopping list?  A Christmas list?  No to the aforementioned lists, while they are very nice lists to have this is not the one I was getting at…  Because I am one hot mama, I have kept track of my list for many years.  Yes let me explain,  I am taking it down to the gutter and we are going to explore “the list.”  I am going to explain it is a “to do list” in the sense of if this person were available and willing to have sex with me I would do them!  ( I crack myself up sometimes)  This list is usually decided on with your partner or significant other as a what I like to call a free pass.  It means that in the fantasy world where we all sometimes go, what celebrities ( authors, actors,actresses, etc)  would we in a hypothetical situation want to “be with?”(under no penalties by the significant other)  There may be a few of you out there who don’t know what I mean, but for the rest of you I encourage you to ask your partner or significant other who is on their list.  We all have a list in our heads and we may add or subtract people on and off the list.  This is how the conversation went long ago with hubs when we had just  started dating : Me:  “Who would you put on your list of chicks you would like to do if they became an option and I would let you be with them?  Who would you want to knock boots with?”  Hubs:  “You want me to give you that list? Are you sure I won’t get any trouble with you?”  So the conversation moves on and the list is drawn up.  Too be totally fair to hubs I even did criticize his list… Okay he had Jewel on there and at the time i was preoccupied with her lack of dental work.  Don’t be like me let your man or woman have their list!  I learned my lesson.

You might be asking, okay why don’t I give you some people on my list?  My answer is no problem.  My list is diverse but it reflects what I like…(in no certain order)

• Steve Page of band Barenaked Ladies ( I like to make sure the Canadians are accounted for)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Page
• Vince Gill, country music superstar who croons like no other
• http://www.vincegill.com/main/index.php
• Craig Ferguson, talk show host of The Late Show with Craig Ferguson ( Scottish accent hot)http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/latelate/
• David Duchovny , actor of X-files and Californication fame (okay sex addict too) http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000141/
• Lenny Kravitz, totally hot rocker http://www.lennykravitz.com/
• David Gray, singer/songwriter from Wales http://www.davidgray.com/
• Flavor of the week (changes depends on my mood)

Okay so I am sure I have left several people off the list but now you at least get the point.  The list gives an idea of what you like.  I tend to go for the funny smart guys .  This is not exclusive but you see there are trends.  My job for you today is to think about who might go on that list and send me your comments.  I am not in the business of judging your list, after all it is your list.  After you come up with some people on your list think about sharing the list with your partner,spouse, significant other, friend, or even your pet.  The last one is in case you can’t find anyone to share it with…

It is a fun little mental exercise and who does not like thinking about who they want “to do?” I know that some days we just need a little something to help us through our day and I hope I made you smile.  I hope you have enjoyed the trip into this woman’s sexually charged mind today and remember some days we all just need a laugh.  Hope you have a great day and I will be waiting to hear your lists!!!( I promise to keep them to myself but I may have to add them to mine if they appear worthy)